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Are you afraid of eternal damnation? Doyoufeel like your penances don’t have the same oomph they oncedid?Are you confused by the many penance options before you?Perhapsyou are too afraid to talk to a priest, pastor, Imam ormonk.Pocket Priest has an answer for all your sin and penance questions.• Includes some of the world's great religions:Catholicism,Orthodox Christian, Evangelical Christian, Islam,Buddhism,Hinduism, and Humanism.• Not sure which religion suits you? No problem. Choose“Undecided,”and let Pocket Priest choose for you.• Includes your very own British spiritual advisor --becauseeverything just sounds better in an English accent.• Find forgiveness for the seven deadly sins: lust, gluttony,envy,sloth, anger, pride, and greed.• Share your penances using Facebook, Twitter, or email (if youlivein a cave).• No ads!• Works with Android phones or tablets. You used them to sin;nowuse them to repent.• Think of Pocket Priest as your very own private,digitalconfessional.If you think this app is your ticket to heaven, Nirvana,eternalrest, or paradise with 70 virgins, then you havebiggerproblems.Although this is a tongue-in-cheek app with SouthPark-likegraphics, nearly all penances in this app are real andtrue. We'vetaken many of the great penances throughout history andplaced themin our current post-modern environment.Pocket Priest isn't meant to replace or in any way usurpyourcurrent spiritual advisor. Simply think of this app as acompanionpiece to your Priest, Pastor, Iman, Monk, Barista,Bartender, orloyal best friend. We do not recommend fulfilling anyof thesepenances without first consulting a professional.